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Michael Horley

The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
“Michael Horley, that little bitch is gonna have to grow up without a daddy.”
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Michaelade 

A Michaelade is the kind of guy to bring the drinks to the party.

That fatass who cares too much for others.
Michaelade brought Powerades again.
Michaelade by OmniiVamp June 11, 2021

Michael Jackson 

HEE HEE
michael jackson say HEE HEE
run kids
Michael Jackson by rawrbarbie June 13, 2021

Michael Moreira 

He’s just a genuine lad. Always brings a smile and a laughter to any situation.

Also goes by Mikey Mike.
Michael Moreira by leachim June 16, 2021

Michael Gash 

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit
Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash
Michael Gash by Guinness June 17, 2021

MichaelaLife

The most pretty and lovely young lady I've ever met! You're a stupid idiot if you leave her. She makes you laugh and grin when you're down, even while she's dealing with her own troubles. A child of God and a servant. She is a really humble and lovely person. MichaelaLife is a wonderful, caring friend. She's the type of buddy who will always be there for you.
She is very gorgeous!! I desperately want MichaelaLife to be my best friend.
MichaelaLife by Lincey Valerie June 17, 2021
NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
Michael by baykun June 19, 2021