step-co-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's stepcousin's spouse.
2- Step-co-first-cousin-in-law.

My step-co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.

The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.

by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.

Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.

by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

lawful neutral

Being that guy

When they say ya do it but they realy mean no don't that is lawful neutral

by Datttt guuuuy October 28, 2021

Bipat's Law

Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.

Bipat: X happened.

A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.

Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.

Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.

by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021

Law

(verb) When someone panics when things get difficult or are close to death in a Video Game.

Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked

by BigBear87 July 24, 2021

beaver in law

When two chicks have shared the same dick

Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.

by Her utr July 24, 2021