plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

jack the stripper

Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.

A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.

by dick nick November 22, 2018

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023

Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

flo-jack

When you have an insurance tracker attched to the OBD II port of your car that tattles for indiscrections.

I can't speed or that bitch Flo from Progressive will call my parents and rat me out for it. My car's been Flo-jacked!

by DrOtto July 14, 2017

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

jack harmon

one of the biggest pussies you will ever meet, usually sends many dick pictures to many women. An all around fag but could be decent depending on the day and time. You never know what you will hear out of this kids mouth, he’s just a goon goalie.

“Is that the kid that sends a bunch of dick pics?”
“Yeah, that jack harmon”

by st rose November 17, 2021