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Jack Redstone

Literally the most amazing person ever. Funny, courageous and overall great to be around.
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jack w

a filthy fat whore who is currently and will always be a virgin
by daddy chill 69420 February 20, 2022
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Jack Gilbert

an amazing looking person, hot, sexy, sometimes emo. But he’s the best fucking guy you will know.

ur gay
by JackGibby March 4, 2022
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Jack Olszta

Baby faced bitch, tries to get a bitch but is scared and is always telling himself that it is not the right time to ask the bitch out. His mom is very nice and his dad is a total chad.
He has so much potential, his name is Jack Olszta
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jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties
"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"
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jack gelmi

he is an L bozo/ a Flop/ a massive fat wanna be esh lad
very bitchy
jack gelmi- im wanna be esh
everyone else- shut the fuck up faggot
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jack pine savages

Refers to most folks north of Mn-95 in Minnesota, and most of Wisconsin.

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savages territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
by Redbull vodka May 6, 2022
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