mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

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PB&J

Private Browsing and Jerking Off. The assumption that any time someone uses private browsing on their mobile phones they are doing so to watch porn and masturbate.

“Hey Steve - what did you do last night after you struck out at the club?”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”

by Denis Savard July 20, 2021

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/j

A tone indicator used to signify that you are joking, or not taking something seriously.

Your dad: I love you son /j

by Lord.Microwave July 23, 2021

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Harry J Martin

AKA Harry J Junior

The best YouTuber there is, creator of The Nit Song (the best song there is).

Have you seen Harry J Martin's recent YouTube video? nit nit

by johnnybayfoot July 27, 2021

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Poppy J

The cutest most sexist person on earth

That girl is a poppy J

by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 1, 2021

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J. Cole

The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)

Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*

by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021

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