The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
Get the Junkie's Lawmug. A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.
Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.
by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025
Get the Bird Lawmug. 
A variation on Sod's law.
Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"
Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"
by Roars May 27, 2025
Get the Sog's lawmug. Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.
by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020
Get the Bifloof's lawmug. Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.
Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"
Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"
Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"
by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024
Get the The Tamr Lawmug. ha, he j-lawed
by It's true by the way April 14, 2017
Get the j-lawedmug.