God fuck me

Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.

God fuck me! My dad just showed up at my house!

by Banana_hammeck December 20, 2021

Jaleel The Minecraft God

The Best Minecraft player in the world. Hes Amazing,attractive and has friends

i wish i can play minecraft with Jaleel The Minecraft God

by Jaleel The Minecraft God June 5, 2018

emh / gods trash

A norvegian dude who is lazy and doesnt upload for 2 years. Then comes back with a full ass movie. Everybody hopes that he will start making videos from now on. He wears a mask and once tried to remove it but then he was sent to a different timeline.

Jope: jumpen jemini have you seen the new emh / gods trash movie? ohhh Gus ohhhh
Gus: Yes i have Jope!

by wankel_engine October 7, 2021

Sigma Rizz God

When you are a sigma gigachad with Kai cenat rizz and a level 50 bussin adin ross gyat with skibidi toilet fortnite king boss sigma gyat rizzington roblox r63 with gyat max prestige kawaii wocky slush with elmo tickle me elmo roblox max prestige gyat roblox challenge pewdiepie with mrbeast sigma rizz god and your sigma gyat with smurf cat rizz and a doja cat gyat and a damn Daniel moment with wocky gyat rizzing up a cheeto girl with Tyler the creator

Guy 1: I'm a sigma rizz god
Guy 2: stfu

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.

You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!

by derulais April 6, 2019

God Tom Not Again

God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.

Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"

by TheBruskie May 22, 2010

Six String God

To be a god at guitar.

Randy Rhoads was a six string god.

by JK. Osbourne November 6, 2016