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Urban Dictionary 

A book filled with gossip, lies, tabloid like, manipulation, confusion, deceit.
It is a fact that people use Urban Dictionary more than the Bible.
Urban Dictionary more than any other book, magazine or newspaper.
Urban Dictionary, the greatest book to mankind, but not the greatest for mankind. Proceed at own risk.

Urban dictionary 

This website is the best thing that has ever happened to this world. I love it and use it all the time.
I found my crushes and best friends names and told then what they mean!! Thx urban dictionary
Urban dictionary by Rstubby April 25, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

a large audience of lots of idiots

idiocy

avg weight, 200lbs

vistas

offed ness

republicans
"fuck you and your little dog todo too." Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by todo May 10, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

Assholes who won't publish any of my good definations, that make me so angry I will add something like this!
Urban Dictionary pisses me off, Publish my goddamn definitions!

urban dictionary 

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.

Urban Dictionary 

An awesome place where there are a lot of crazed fangirls, around 84% of the definitions are sexual, as nearly all the users are obsessed pre-teens pretending to be older than they actually are. Urban dictionary is meant to be funny yet people come on here to brag about how 'much betterer there spag is'.
Friend: "What's urban dictionary?"

Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."