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BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.
Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!
by Quirop-x August 10, 2024
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bananacide

Death by banana. To kill someone with bananas by shoving bananas in all of the persons orafices.
CSI Miami Intro:
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.

*belch*
"Bananacide..."

He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.

"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"

Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....
by Dusty McDusterson August 16, 2024
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Banana Peg

Fucking your neighbours roof with bananas at 12 am
When you are bored you say “I’m gonna have a banana peg” meaning chucking a banana at your neighbours house
by Cookie man September 6, 2023
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Banana

1) A fruit that monke is obsessed with
2)A man's private part
3) What Onision thinks he is
4) The currency of the BTD6 monkeys
1) Monke: BANANA! OO OO AA AA! ME WANTS BANANAAA!A!!A!A!!A!A!11
2) Man 1: Do you have a floppy banana?

Man 2: Shut up.
3) I'm a banana
4) That ninja monkey will be 500 bananas.
by Yoyle Boy 420 September 19, 2023
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Banana

My dad ate the last banana just to spite me
by thatonehorseguy September 26, 2023
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Bananaland at Sea

When you’re having sex with a female and you pee inside her vagina and then tell her she’s squirting.
Did you see that R Kelly took that girl to Bananaland at Sea
by DirtyPeetie October 5, 2023
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Banana

ok, so, banaanaa sweet. veryy sweet. it is biggg plant. eata ze froot and flower, no no, dont eat teh leaf. leeeaaafff is a boat. or a plate. leaf is fun.
John Banadams- woh a bananana
Bobnana- Yes, it is the lengthened sugary berry acknowledged as banana indeed.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023
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