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TV-B-Gone

A small, universal television remote control with only an On/Off button. This small device is most fun at use in airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats, Student Activity Centers, etc.
Phil: Hey Steve, do you have your TV-B-Gone today?
Stephen: Yeah, lets go piss off the freshman in SAC.
Phil: Fuck yeah
by Phil Fucking Jones April 10, 2008
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acoustic r&b

A form of R&B played with only acoustic instruments. This term was created and introduced in 2006 by singer song writer Chris Bivins.
Stop drop and Roll by Chris Bivins is my favorite Acoustic R&B song of all time!!
by TheFlyPrince June 9, 2010
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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”
Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
by Xaime June 1, 2019
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duncan b dizzle

When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.
Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.
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b my v

Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.
Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?
by HardandReady November 7, 2010
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b-more

A phrase that, when defined, is utilized by more people just trying to rep "b-more" than is necessary. The first few are good enough, quit trying to promote your city.
West Coast: "No one I know ever gave a fuck about 'b-more,' let alone use that phrase."

East Coast: "You're telling me, trying living near to it."

Both, at same time: "Could it b-any-less?"
by suge knight is up April 8, 2008
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B & M factor

crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!

overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!

the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!

judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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