Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021
Get the BLACK JESUSmug. by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
Get the Jesus H. Fuckmug. A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
Get the The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.mug. Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
by azues November 21, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
Get the jumped up joe jesusmug. by Darson Bishop May 3, 2011
Get the Jesus Lansusmug. He's GAYbriel
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 11, 2023
Get the Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidadmug.