venis fly trap

When a girl tightens her pussy around the dick

She hit the venis fly trap on me

by Venis fly trap January 6, 2017

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

chinese finger trap

a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another

she really got the Chinese finger trap last night

by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017

venus poop trap

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.

I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.

by Ras echo September 29, 2017

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Runs the trap

Originally meant as the person who is in charge in a place where illicit drugs are sold. AKA a traphouse.

Also can mean, someone who is a bosslike figure or calls the shots somewhere or in some function, or is just a badass.

"Have you watched the new Game of Thrones episode?"
"Yeah, Barristan Selmy runs the trap."
"They thought he was sleeping' but he runnin' the trap."

by ronaldjcee January 6, 2018

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017