Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care piemug. A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste
Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic
Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic
by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023
Get the Pot Piemug. by Elemxnt April 5, 2025
Get the Mud Piemug. by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021
Get the pie cocksuckermug. by Stat1908 November 9, 2025
Get the Pie backmug. Bratty acting and smart aleck. A person who is humorous or clever but in a bratty manner or obnoxious way; cute.
President Trump scolded and called out Jonathan Karl for making a cutie-pie of himself during a press conference.
When I asked my wife if she was hungry and she responded, “Gee! I haven’t eaten all day. One could readily assume that I’m hungry. Do I have to spell that out to you? Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!” I told her, “Woman, you can that cutie pie out or get your own damn food tonight.”
When I asked my wife if she was hungry and she responded, “Gee! I haven’t eaten all day. One could readily assume that I’m hungry. Do I have to spell that out to you? Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!” I told her, “Woman, you can that cutie pie out or get your own damn food tonight.”
by Tonetare2016 March 30, 2020
Get the Cutie piemug. by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021
Get the chocolate-sauce piemug.