Farting in the onion patch 

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

Farting in the onion patch by Im golf August 26, 2016

Jake from the office 

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

Jake from the office by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Pop tarts in the oven 

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

Pop tarts in the oven by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

midget in the oven 

when a midget gives a rimjob to a woman with abnormaly large ass cheeks, and gets gets stuck.

Did you hear kim kardashian got a midget in the oven?

midget in the oven by Antisepticeye&Darkiplier August 10, 2017

eggs in the oven 

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

eggs in the oven by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

small fly in the ointment 

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.

The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.

small fly in the ointment by Hgjw February 14, 2018

ur brother like the other 

This is reeeeealy the worsd insult u can use.
Wtach what happnes:

paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*

ur brother like the other by uruncleraper69 March 13, 2018