"i want two potato"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
by twopot8o February 16, 2016
by The Real Windows XP May 18, 2018
The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
by solipskier April 8, 2019
by _theniggafigga_ September 30, 2015
He looks very Split The Potato
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022
The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache July 16, 2013