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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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potatoes and gravy

A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
"Tonight I'm going to eat potatoes and gravy"
by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021
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Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed
I am glad I don't have potato nuts
by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
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neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016
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electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.
"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."
by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022
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Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate
Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight
by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021
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teetho potato

a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash
do your teetho potato
by beverly croydon December 14, 2020
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