by JoJodickwasser November 09, 2023
The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.
Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
by Alien blues January 21, 2022
A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.
by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021
An incredibly blatant and obvious form of cheating that anyone can do, but most refuse to do so, often because of an unspoken gentleman's agreement. Anyone who does it is frowned upon and often targeted and insulted.
Pie Jumping is named for a technique in the Roblox game Plates of Fate where a player uses the pie tool to maneuver around the game and utterly invalidate the bottomless pit. It is almost universally considered a form of cheating among players, yet the developers refuse to do anything about it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023
Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.
by Misfortune77 September 06, 2017