A man born in 1984 Invercargill, New Zealand has been able to demonstrate narcissistic traits by merely existing. An example of this is the behaviors he exhibits on a daily basis by opening his mouth and dribbling. Favorite past time consists of gaslighting anyone that is drunk enough to listen too.
by OverRatedIt August 11, 2024
Get the Narcissistic Personalitymug. by Taco Monke July 25, 2022
Get the Person with no virginitymug. the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.
Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025
Get the person √-1mug. The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.
by ball destroyer February 2, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Personmug. by Nick sweller November 2, 2019
Get the Personmug. That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
Get the personal chaos injection enginemug. The person you love and that’s been there long enough to see both you at your best and worst. The person who criticizes you just because they want what’s best for you. You forever person.
by Goofygoob May 31, 2023
Get the Rainbow personmug.