last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Eat a furry day

December 7 is the day you eat a furry, there I nothing better to do on this day then much on a nice charred furry.

I ate 14 furrys today, it’s national eat a furry day

by Thedaymaker42 November 27, 2023

Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020

Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food

Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog

by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017

eat

human or animal consume food or anything edible

"billy eat your veggies!"

by manto paper May 14, 2021

eats

food or snacks.

"people would stop for soft drinks or eats"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024