A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".
During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.
by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007
Get the Dirty Landscapermug. by Munkazoid February 11, 2019
Get the dirty saskiamug. Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.
When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.
by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008
Get the dirty gorillamug. The act of pissing inside a girl while you have 3 Czechoslovakian midgets butt fuck a goat in the same room.
by Tigerdicksmakemesick October 4, 2019
Get the dirty stormmug. When a women puts a toothpick in a man's dick and jacks him off and when he cums the toothpick flies out
by Fat ass loser September 22, 2017
Get the Dirty Rickymug. Any part of New Jersey that does -not- ascribe to its official nickname of "Garden State." It can be North Jersey, Central, or South. New Jersey is one of the country's largest producer of chemicals, and between Newark, Jersey City, and New York City across the river, New Jersey is without a doubt, dirty.
by Ulfsark March 16, 2010
Get the Dirty Jerzymug. by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019
Get the dirty keenanmug.