After a night of heavy drinking and cocaine binging you bring a fat chick home. You then proceed to pour moonshine on her tits and lick it off.
by Jy0311 June 15, 2019
Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.
When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.
by Brett Burnette December 13, 2007
Any part of New Jersey that does -not- ascribe to its official nickname of "Garden State." It can be North Jersey, Central, or South. New Jersey is one of the country's largest producer of chemicals, and between Newark, Jersey City, and New York City across the river, New Jersey is without a doubt, dirty.
by Ulfsark March 16, 2010
by Munkazoid February 12, 2019
1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.
2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.
2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.
sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?
sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
by Cady XIII May 12, 2009
by Mocha Robinson October 06, 2019
n. going for seconds the morning after, without the excuse of insobriety, after having bedded a worse for wear one night stand whilst inebriated
Mr X: Mr Y, did you score with that rotter last night?
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!
by SHmow March 29, 2009