Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Clit S(creaming)

Dropping a Nut into a chick and then scream as loud as you can into that phat poosie so all the billions of racers know when to start.

Clit S(creaming) is defined as the start of the race. also SOS.. my girl is trying suck my titties... potential side effect of using the method

by 45BonQueef May 18, 2024

cream puff

When you nut in someone's belly button

"Yo Brad, I just had sex and she said she wanted me to cream puff on her and I did."

by finebootygirl August 11, 2017

ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum

" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "

by miny me November 28, 2023

Golden cream chaser

When during sex a man pisses with his sperm

Jack: I gave Judy a good old Golden cream chaser last night

by Fuck dog 37 June 5, 2022

Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.

Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."

by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021

creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016