Chris Riordan

a big strong man formally named Christopher, changed his named because it wasn't Manley enough big strong and handsome amazing at sports gets all the girls

Chris riordan is so handsome and strong

by big handsome man February 21, 2025

Chris

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.

"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."

by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!

Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.

by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023

Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021

Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.

Ah! so you Chris fixed your car

by kwentschair October 28, 2019

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested

Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him

by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017