Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot

My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.

Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy

You are like a Sheona boner

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Boner

When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.

Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.

by Definition of definition April 11, 2022

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

humour boner

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

by humor boner maker June 7, 2018