baby hammer

Simply put, 'baby hammer' is yet another term used for the male reproductive organ... PENIS.

"Could you please warn me whilst viewing your vacation pictures?! I'd rather not not come across another close-up of your husband's BABY HAMMER!!!"

by DJ Scratch-N-Sniff March 1, 2012

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Maybe Baby

A phrase used when talking about foster children that the foster parents are attempting to adopt but it's not offical yet. This is a much warmer and fun way of communicating a person is trying adopt the children yet still conveys it's not a done deal yet.

How are things going with your "maybe baby"?

by P.J. Christianson June 27, 2015

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baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.

This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.

by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013

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Baby brigade

A group of moms, mom to be's and their assorted spawn. They generally travel in groups of 3-5 and anywhere between 5 and 15 offspring.

They can be but aren't necessarily more obnoxious than normal. You can generally hear the ruckus a block away.

They are also often associated with nice asses and tight fitting yoga pants. Not so bad if you've got noise cancelling headphones.

I was trying to work at the local coffee shop but the baby brigade rolled in at 11am and shut me down.

by luck_20 January 23, 2013

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baby uncle

you marry into a really good looking family and your brother in law is attractive but you dont want to be with him at all

You can use about a guy you think is really attractive but you dont want to be with him

"I love this dude as a person so much, he my baby uncle! I could never be with him tho"

by Genius mastermind August 9, 2017

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