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Thirsty Vagina

The sexual act in which the man inserts two fishhooks (with line) into the woman's vagina, latching each securely to the inner walls of the uterus. Once each hook has penetrated the uterus walls deeply, the man pulls on the fishing line, either tearing a partial amount of the uterus, or the entire organ. Once a fair amount of the woman's organ is outside of the body, the male drenches out any liquid in the organ. After vaginal fluid is collected in a dish, the man drinks the fluids.
Dude, I just gave that girl a thirsty vagina!

Yeah man, I haven't given one in a while. Gotta get that tackle-box out!

Yeah!

*High fives*
by telecasterplayer June 16, 2010
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Sandy Vagina

why is Annalisa being suck a bitch today... oh she has a sandy vagina?
by BustaHeek December 8, 2004
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Pus Pocket Vagina

When a bitch is being excessivly bitchy, her father fucks her, and her vagina expands so much that pus oozes out and creates pockets in her pubic hair.
omg jamie! your pus pocket vagina is especially oozie today!
by justin&&iris&&morgan December 30, 2008
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Racist Vagina

When a woman will only engage in sexual relations with another person of the same race or skin colour.
Guy: Have you got any single friends for my friend Tyrone?
Girl: My only single friend is Ashleigh and she has a racist vagina.
by Sheree3160 January 18, 2015
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Vagina

A hairy thing that is between a girls legs
by Jsjdbfbdkdmd October 22, 2017
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Chuck Norris Vagina

A vagina that strongly resembles a large penis
by Pseudonym Person January 21, 2010
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deep italian vagina

The act of accidentally posting inappropriate comments, memes, gifs or other written atrocities in a group chat.

Example: Did you see Chris accidentally post that Helen Keller Nude in the group chat for the hearing impared? He pulled a "Deep Italian Vagina."
Last night was another "Deep Italian Vagina" situation when that guy accidentally posted a meme of Mexicans being used as lawn furniture on the Hispanic Heritage Website.
by JT supreme May 31, 2017
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