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by vedesi December 2, 2021

Death Korps of Kreig

Gas mask people want to die in a suicidal charge armed only with shovels. Generally need restraining to not throw their lives away fruitlessly. Can be abbreviated to DKoK.

Death Korps of Kreig guardsman no.1: shovel?
Death Korps of Kreig guardsman no.2: shovel

by PlasmaCarrot December 3, 2021

pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

death

the best life hack I can give.

death stops you from having to pay anything

by Early Smile October 22, 2019

Death

1-The cure of life.

2-Release

“Dude! I can’t wait for death!”
“...You mean a movie or something..?”
“NOPE! I just wanna die”

by House of crazy’s October 24, 2019

Death slap

A death slap is were you catch someone unexpectedly and slap them so hard in the ear and side of the head it kills them of fucks them up permanently.

So this dude sucked me off and stole my wallet so I snuck up on him in the gay bar and death slapped him. He’s now def with no equilibrium.

by Getf***ed420 October 26, 2019

Death Cookie

An apres-ski drink where an espresso shot is dropped into a pint of beer and consumed.

I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.

by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019