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Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
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HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE
"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"
Thus, the "Among us theorem"
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