A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.
I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!
by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”
by johncy December 15, 2023

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
by Cadn February 13, 2018

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
