The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one
by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018
A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 05, 2016
by wawakook August 06, 2023
comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.
'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'
'yeaaaaah'
by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012