Shit it and Get it

1. Basically meaning to do something very quickly or faster than the current speed. 2. To haul ass somewhere. 3.Can also describe how fast an object was going.

1. John: Daryl, you need to hurry up man or we'll be late!

Daryl: Come on man,I still got some stuff to get.

John: Well you better shit it and get it! We don't have time to lose!

3. " Did you see how fast that runner was? That guy was shitting it and getting it!"

by ItsSandman May 1, 2018

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

shit puller

one who tend to cause havoc, or is known to pull 'shit'

"That guy is the biggest shit puller I have ever met."

by Chad Merwin April 20, 2007

seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

Shit Trip

when someone gets pissed over stupid shit that makes no sence!

Leydin: How dare you hang out wif my ex boyfriend!
Me: hey hey... you know were friends! dont have a shit trip man!

by SunshineeLuvsYou April 13, 2011

Alarm shit

A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.

Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?

Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.

by TheMan31 November 26, 2013