porn

the experience where you watch people have intercourse because you are a lonely son of a bitch with no life. You should kill your snake because having a snake lowers the odds of losing your virginity before you die by 75%.

if you watch porn you have no life

by cockSk8ter69 July 6, 2019

porn

ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.

Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD

by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020

Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities

Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!

by lughat December 25, 2024

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

Porn

Porn is a short form of popcorn

Hey, can you get me some porn?

by Dreamfresh August 27, 2022

porn promotion

mispelled as pawn promotion.
refers to a very bad move in chess.

*moves his pawn to e2 then the queen gets hit

the attacker: that was a porn promotion

by adamantium_me January 8, 2025

Porn

The way men and women express them selves

We watched porn now we're ready to try it for our selves

by PornManHorny June 20, 2017