One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.
"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"
by poo_masta January 2, 2016
Get the poo mastamug. Shee-poo is a word or phrase that combines peeing and pooping together at the same time. In a common Singaporean childhood, young Singaporean kids will be asked to go to the toilet to shee-shee (which means urinating) or poo-poo (which means pooping obviously)
E.g ‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’
E.g ‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’
by Kanagroo_duck August 20, 2018
Get the shee-poomug. all employees must wash their hands after using the restroom, or touching thier ookie-poo (innie or outie).
by Polly C June 12, 2005
Get the ookie-poomug. 
“Jakie-poo i love youuu”
by The guy who licks banana peels April 21, 2023
Get the Jakie-poomug. The one and only Fran ! SO sweet but damn he pines too much. He is so worthy of such a title! Known for his good looks and the ability to pull women left and right.
Person A : "Who even Fran?"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"
by leafblowerforhead February 1, 2022
Get the Frannie Poo Bearmug. The act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
I totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that mofo came out with a poo-man-chu.
by johnathon michael October 12, 2011
Get the Poo-man-chumug.