jesus

not real

jesus died lol

by why is every thing taken April 16, 2023

Jesus

The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.

Jesus loves you sm!!!

by Ilovelovesm November 23, 2021

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022

un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus

Males named jesus have the biggest dicks out there and they so fine

Jesus has a big dick

by Jsfromdtx November 23, 2021

Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth

1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours

by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017