Jesus is a very cool and muscular male, he usually save people from death. Jesus is also known as the kindest person on the universe, indeed many girls are attracted to him.
by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022
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Get the Jesus mug.person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022
Get the Street jesus mug.A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
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by chorbet November 15, 2022
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muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
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