Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Bean

A person who goes by Sapphire. An absolute sweetheart that everyone adores. They are polite to everyone and care for other's thoughts.

"Oh fuck, the bean Sapphire is here."

by Kalcium Bones January 24, 2021

beans

BeAnZzZ wTf

Beans.

by 00000liiiii March 14, 2022

Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico

“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”

by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023

Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!

Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!

by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015

Cado Beans

Avocado seed.

Pregnant cado’s baby.

The Avocado version of Cardi B.

Löwe is a little extra, like guac, but she’s not as diva as Cado Beans.

by WatermelonBean#TKS December 22, 2019

Bean Soup

A public pool that’s filled with a majority of mexicans

Dude don’t even try to go to the pool today, it’s a bean soup.

by stewbedasso556 October 29, 2025