ham cookie

A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.

Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'

by Ramey1776 December 14, 2024

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

GMO Cookies

“Garlic, Mushrooms, and Onions Cookie” or “Garlic Cookies”

potent indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Girl Scout Cookies with Chemdawg. This strain produces a euphoric high with mentally uplifting effects. Consumers say Garlic Cookies promotes an incredible body high that leaves you feeling relaxed and free from pain. In large doses, this strain may lock you to the sofa and make you feel sedated.

Yoo those GMO Cookies got me blizzted

by Guyinthesky115 January 11, 2025

Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.

She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!

by zxombea January 31, 2025

Cowboy Cookie

1. When you pay a woman to hold quick oats cereal in her vagina until cooked to desired consistency, then make her stand on her head while you pour chocolate syrup in and eat the oats out of her.

2. The same as above, but utilizing bussy.

Did you try Mariah’s/ Mike’s Cowboy Cookie? Best strain yet.

by DaddyDumpy January 18, 2026

sparkle cookie

to not be like joe. one who has whimsy and joy in all their cookiness. truly a menarchal cookie.

"WOW! You are such a sparkle cookie with all of your whimsy."

by twelvii February 3, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026