fossil boner

When you’re so old you nutt ashes.

“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.

by Chjdkahsbd February 15, 2019

Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017

Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.

(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.

by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.

Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020