Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!

I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.

by Reiden January 24, 2011

Costume Boner

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.

Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.

by Masked-Guardian February 11, 2013

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018