Burnt Boner 

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

Burnt Boner by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

Golden Boner 

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

Golden Boner by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

silent boner by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016

anticipatory boner 

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

anticipatory boner by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

Chilly Boner

A non sexual boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."

Chilly Boner by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016

personality boner 

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks

Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey

personality boner by Baller57 February 4, 2017

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

fanny boner by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017