bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner

I am in a very bonerable position right now

by bonerable March 29, 2019

Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.

Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.

by Jean Nate August 5, 2011

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.

Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.

by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018

Jesus Boner

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018

Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.

Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore

by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022

boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.

by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021