Banana

God you fucking idiots, since a banana is shaped like a dick... you know what i mean.

Why do girls have melons and guys have bananas?

by real defined baby July 29, 2017

grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017

banana mashed potato

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017

Banana

The thing that sometimes men and women use as a substitute for a dick.

A banana is really good for you! ;)

by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018

Banana chip

Kinda sweet, but the crunch can throw it all off. A bit of a bi-polar personality, something that seems good at first but too much of it can get yucky.

My ex boyfriend is a banana chip.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Banana Skewer

The ultimate sex move which will instantaneously demolish any pussy.

Girl 1: what happened last night

Girl 2: he absolutely crushed me it was so amazing when he did the banana skewer.

by Nutter.The.Bread.And.Butter October 16, 2018

Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.

“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”

by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018