A mf that probably has a God Complex
Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021
Get the kinning jesusmug. 
the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. 
by lplikferd August 4, 2024
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?
Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.
2.
Person A: What do I need to make said potion.
Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
Get the Jesus Hairmug. by tAll pOppy sYndrome July 31, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.