When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.
Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.
by J.Noble October 2, 2016
Get the Retard O-Facemug. noun.- a pleasure-provoking procedure endured often enough by women around the world when a prescence of sexual activity is lacking. Studies show a great percentage of women experience this refreshing situation randomly for the first time. After reckoning the advantages of such situation various techniques have been developed to enhance the stimulus package provided by a simple shower head. For best results the female must place herself completly in front of the main flow, afterwards bending knees to a 45º angle resulting in a perpendicular splash to the clitoris and provoking sensations which could easily lead to an orgasm. Some international conspiracy theorists attribute the invention of the spare shower hose to the infamous splash-o-rama, which is considered one of the best kept secrets amongst the female population throughout the world. Statistics show millions of marriages have been saved thanks to this simple proceadure. Finally, and most importantly for every lady out there, remember to relax and enjoy the moment.
I can´t wait to try my new shower head, if my husband won't touch me i might just have to splash-o-rama myself.
by felchaib February 22, 2011
Get the Splash-o-Ramamug. by truf-5436 June 24, 2009
Get the Bill O' Reillymug. In simpleton terms, Jello-O-ous is when you are wicked jealous of someone of something. Basically, Jello-O is so crazy intense that you're jealous of its fresh dancing abilities - the art of wiggle dance - that you describe all of your intense jealousness using that ratio. The ratio being your jealousness of Jello-O to that of your jealousness of some other object - or person.
"Hey John, how are you doing?" - Waldo.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John.
"Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo.
"Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John.
"Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo.
"Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John.
"Well, see you later John." - Waldo.
"Peace out, Waldo." - John.
"Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck.
"I think he just went that way." - John.
"Oh, hey Waldo." - John.
"Man, that is one wicked argyle sweater. I'm pretty jealous." - Waldo.
"Oh yea. I can totally see it in your eyes." - John.
"Actually, I'm pretty Jello-O-ous of it." - Waldo.
"Yeah, I think most people are. And I know that the ladies dig it." - John.
"Well, see you later John." - Waldo.
"Peace out, Waldo." - John.
"Hey, where's Waldo at?" - Chuck.
"I think he just went that way." - John.
by John Baumert July 23, 2008
Get the Jello-O-ousmug. 
what one might exclaim if they just got hit in the gee ie.fanny....ie.vagina if u think that fanny means ass...
by bumblebeebum December 16, 2007
Get the O Ma Geemug. 