Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

poo

the best thing ever

Me:POO

by snake10383 August 23, 2021

pee pee poo poo

Minecraft pig killed by a splash potion of gfuel

I really do miss pee pee poo poo

by Gfuel Lord 69420 July 16, 2020

poo

brown or even other coloured sloppy stuff that comes out your bum.

child: mum i pooed...

mum: shut up!

by mynameischikychikychikychiky September 29, 2022

poo

How curly hair fanatics call shampoo

I've been no-poo for 1 week

by nopoo May 6, 2019