Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

two bagger

rounding the bases with two people in a single 24 hour period. three = three bagger, four = four bagger, etc.

I managed to swing a two bagger today! Next goal, a three bagger!

by snags12 August 27, 2017

Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Two (TPOT)

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short

Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, it's got to be Two (TPOT)!

by BFDIfan_2763 April 7, 2024

Hooha Times Two

Another one of “Phill’s” saying, what does it mean? No one knows.

Phill: That’s a Hooha times two

by Distant577 August 15, 2024

two bomb

To take a dump, to poop, to drop a deuce

"Dude, I'll be right back i gotta go drop a two bomb"

by Oh Ryan January 4, 2009