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Get the Sourdough Pussy mug."Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
Sookrims: Ehh no...why?
Stig: Coz i did.
Sookrims: Haha any good
Stig: Yeh......
Sookrims: but.
Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick
Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009
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Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"
Girl B: "jeez he's such a pussy pig!"
by chelnee15 January 2, 2015
Get the pussy pig mug.noun: a name given to a woman's genitalia who has not had any sexual contact after a lengthy period of time resulting in the vaginal juices to ferment and produce an unpleasant odor commonly mistaken for yeast.
dude1; "i'll pay you $20 to sleep with dave's mom"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
by mike hocks January 13, 2012
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Get the Pussy Drier mug.1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
by Raysten August 19, 2009
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