Turtle Pussy

Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020
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pussy dead

1. When your pussy is pounded so hard that your pussy is literally dead... aka blown out, destroyed

2. A figurative form referencing the hilarity of something.
1. When Ali came over to hook up with Jasmine he made her pussy dead.

2. Kourtney made a joke about Lauren getting bred, it made Lauren laugh so hard she was pussy dead.
by Pussydead1000 February 19, 2017
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Pussy magnet

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet
by Ace daddy March 26, 2019
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Pussy Fax

A history of how many times said pussy has been in use. How man users have been through it and how long it's been in use
Guy 1: How long you and Ebony been dating?

Guy 2: A couple of weeks.
Guy 1: You hit yet??
Guy 2: Nah, not yet, but before I hit, Ima ask her for that Pussy Fax. Can't drive a car and not know who's been driving it, how long since the last tune up and how many years it's been since it left the dealership and had that first test drive
Guy 1: Hahahaha, I hear you on that bruh
by Bruh Bruh #4 August 27, 2015
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pussy dumpster

A pussy that takes anything and doesn't spit it out. And also smells of rotten garbage.
Man that ho will bang anything and they are never seen again. And agh whats that smell? Ah shes a pussy dumpster dude!
by Jdub2014 June 13, 2014
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lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.
Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.
by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016
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Pussy whip

When a girl uses her body/pussy to make a guy fall in love with her.
Girl 1: So he doesn’t like you? Does he just want to fuck?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I’ll pussy whip him. He’ll love me by the end of the night.
by Hannah_Banani March 31, 2019
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