firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Fire Cider

When you mix Fireball whiskey with apple cider.

Would you like a fire cider shot?

by rustyspoon October 30, 2025

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

FIRE IN THE HOLE

When you came back from your lobotomy and your face turns green, and start playing an excessive amount of Geometry Dash

Me after the lobotomy: FIRE IN THE HOLE

by A really big weirdo February 14, 2024

victory fire

A celebration after a long awaited victory in a game or sport.

Alan finally beat the finally boss in Donkey Kong 64 and decided to set a Victory Fire.

by VictoryFire88 April 29, 2016

FIRE BREATHING RUBBER DUCKIES

a group formed oficially in 2020 november 19th but the parent comapny in2015 the best possible group ever. its like F.R.I.E.N.D.S but we have 2 more characters

Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies for life!

by iype February 6, 2023