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chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}
brooo your sooo like chris
by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018
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Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.
Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word
by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024
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Chris’ Caulk

Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.
Gyatt Zayum Chris’ Caulk is huge!”
by Raelis October 13, 2025
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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
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Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
by A deluce December 5, 2019
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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
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Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??
Chris, stop being annoying.
by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018
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