Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 24, 2017

study potato

A person who is under pressure from too much study - at home all the time, slowly becoming paler, spottier, rounder and rounder, unable to catch up with their friends. Just like a potato.

Sorry I haven't see you guys for ages and I can't come to the movies again - I'm a study potato.

by bedhairbubbles December 05, 2017

Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 07, 2024

Rotten Potato Sackter

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.

When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!

by SDT October 09, 2020

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 20, 2019

Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato

"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"

by Cadn February 13, 2018