poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.

Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Poo Paul

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret

Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)

by Penis.popper September 21, 2017

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Poo knuckle

I’m not entirely sure , but she definitely has one.

No, no,no I mean she has a poo knuckle. For real for real.

by BananuhhHammock July 12, 2022

pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

Poo

A poo is a spice used to cook lasagne, poo can also mean a vacuum that sucks up dogs free willy’s

Stacey: look at that dogs free Willy
Jennifer: they should use a poo on that dog

by Coolkidwithabigtootu October 24, 2020

Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.

'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'

by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017