red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010

sam-pack

sammie from Jersey Shore being so close to Ronnie she's practically his backpack, always behind him everywhere he goes.

guy 1: yo every where i go sam is there
guy2:i know looks like you have a sam-pack on your hands

by jer$eyyy February 21, 2011

Preemptive Pack

Packing your backpack just before the end of class as the teacher is giving the last information like homework or reminders that "There's a quiz tomorrow!". Useful before lunchtime to gain a jumpstart in the lunch line or at the end of school.

Joey: What the hell? How did he get the the front of the line?

Mac: Preemptive packup i bet.

by TheNarcwhal April 2, 2011

Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.

1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.

by do_it_good April 11, 2011

HotDog Package

When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.

Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?

Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo

by Pfeiff April 22, 2011

Gounch Pack

A group of hot girls that travel around in a pack to parties and sporting events. they are usually accompanied by one and only one grenade. (see definition of grenade)

Steve: Yo, I'm havin a party tonight. get your ass over here.
Mike: I'll get there if the gounch pack is coming.

by tjiggy May 14, 2011

Finny-pack

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.

No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!

by juanamac June 14, 2011